The sad sad day I got a Selfie Stick

The first day I got the Selfie Stick at the Tecno gig
The first day I got the Selfie Stick at the Tecno gig

I got me a Selfie Stick. Be afraid, be very afraid.

So I attended the launch of the Tecno Phantom 5 the other day at the Sankara Hotel. It was one of those affairs that are getting all the vogue with the acts like Kansoul members Kid Kora and Madtraxx who are famous for songs like Nyongwa and Drum. Their song Double Tap about their adventures in social media work very well for a phone launch and they were well received.
As the action was going around me with people bidding for phones and people rushing to get drinks after waiting for all the long speeches I got myself a Selfie Stick. Turns out that there was a promotion where you gave away money of any denomination you got one. So I got one.
Its been a crazy few days since that day. I have been walking our with that Selfie Stick taking photos like my life depends on it. In a Sarabi concert with friends. In my bedroom. In Kisumu at a JamboJet gig. Wherever I could unleash my Selfie Stick it would be unleashed.
I have officially joined the vanity classes. Be afraid folks, be very afraid.
P.S. I’ve been hearing very good things about that Tecno Phantom 5. You want to give it a try.

Victims 1 at Saraba concert.
Victims get the Selfie experience at the Saraba concert.
Geroge Orido and Gitura kamau get Selfied.
Geroge Orido and Gitura kamau get Selfied.
My bedroom makes its world debut.
My bedroom makes its world debut.