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Just for you to read. Dont practice Sheng!

My prayer is our children will not translate the bible to sheng. Barikiwa sana as you read because may be for a long time you have not read this one. This one made me laugh!

Luke 19: 1-10
'Luke Kumi na tisa, moja hadi ashuu.'

Then Jesus entered and passed through Jericho .
--Basi Yesu akapenya Jeri na alikuwa akipitia tuu.

Now behold,there was a man called Zaccheus who was the Chief Tax collector and was rich.
--Basi kulikuwa na msee mmoja anaitwa Zaka . Huyu Zaka alikuwa dongra wa kukwachu munde, na alikuwa sonko mbaya

And he sought to see who Jesus was, but he couldn't because of the crowd, for he was a short man.
--Zaka alijisikia kusorora huyu Yesu ,lakini wapi ju ya ile kerende:alikuwa ka-pienga!

So he ran ahead and climbed up into a sycamore tree to see Him for he was going that direction.
--Zaka akajishanora akadandia miti ndio asorore vipoa juu alikuwa akikwome hiyo side.

And when Jesus came to the place, He looked up and saw him, and said to him
--Basi Yesu aligalavant akafika hiyo baze,akachi-ek mabatini akamyebi na kumshow niaje?

"Zacchaeus,make a haste and come down, for today I must stay at your house"
--"Zaka dondoka faster faster juu leo lazima ni maintain kwa keja yako".

Kindly submitted by David Wafula. Cheers Mate.

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