:: Mango trees

A young girl went to get mangoes from a mango tree near a church. She climbed up the tree and in the process she attracted the attention of the Pastor who came out and looked up the tree to find out what was going on.

The pastor discovered that the girl up the tree did not have her pants on he looked away in pity and called her to climb down. He gave her 5,000/- and told her "Tell your mum to buy you underpants".

At home the little girl gave the money to her mum and told her the whole story; The mum was impressed at the kindness of the pastor but then she thought "If my little girl can be given 5,000/- to buy underpants, what about a big woman like me?.''

The next morning this woman decided to climb the mango tree without underpants. When the pastor shouted at her to climb down she made sure that he saw she did not have underpants and so she descended expectantly hoping to be given a lot of money since she was bigger than her daughter.

On the ground, to her astonishment the pastor gave her 5/= and told her "GO BUY YOURSELF A RAZOR!".

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