:: Geography of a woman

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

From Brains. Nice one bra.

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