The main thing that was of interest when I was watching the game was not Arsenal being robbed by that blind ref who was so cold that he was unable to see a perfectly good goal. I sadly watched the Man U game on NTV which seems to be having very MUTV tendencies. Ama someone at NTV has shares at Man U. I had to watch a very Man Useless as they beat “Mighty Copenhagen” and already pals are talking of winning a Quintuple - Carling Cup, UEFA Champions’ League, FA Cup, English Premiership and the Koth Biro Cup. Hah! If Man U so much as wins a saucer with that useless ageing squad I will personally eat my hat. That’s a promise.

As I was watching Man U fail to score the heroic Copenhagen goalie, I switched channels as I waited for the second half. I stumbled on a pretty girl on KBC and she was telling me that she had money and she wanted to give it to me. All I had to do was identify the difference between the two pictures on the screen. The difference was that one of them had two birds and the other had one bird. The extremely slim girl was pleading with me to call her on 0900 744 744 (Kshs50 above normal rates) and I could get the chance to win ksh8,000 and a bonus of up to kshs80,000.