:: Mugabe's chauffeur

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.

Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner of the pig what happened." One hour later, Mugabe sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What happen to you?" Mugabe asks.

"Well, the farmer gave me a cigar, his wife gave me a bottle of wine and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Mugabe.

The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed that pig."

Ta Mango Jack. Good stuff!

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