Nairobi Living

1. The one with the blind girl

There was a blind girl who hated herself because se was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a...

Tuesday, 06 July 2010 | 186 hits | 1 comment | Read more

2. Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous...

Thursday, 27 May 2010 | 203 hits | 2 comments | Read more

3. Adorable little love story

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me...

Thursday, 20 May 2010 | 204 hits | 2 comments | Read more

4. Talking about bull dogs

An Arsenal fan  walks into a bar disappointed after lossing out on trophies again the football 2009/10 season, notices a very large jar on  the counter, and  sees that it's filled to the brim with Kshs. 1000  bills.  He guesses there must be...

Friday, 19 March 2010 | 225 hits | 1 comment | Read more

5. The Kenyan kibanda dictionary

So you have all have been to the mighty kibanda for a selection of mouth watering dishes, but most of you guyz barely understand the logistics of operations there, leave alone the street language. So here's a compilation of some of the delicacies...

Wednesday, 17 March 2010 | 304 hits | 1 comment | Read more

6. God gives Kenya balance

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where hast thou been?" God took a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly...

Tuesday, 16 March 2010 | 235 hits | 1 comment | Read more

7. Vatican Humour

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can...

Tuesday, 09 March 2010 | 306 hits | Read more

8. Ordering chicken

Shinotsi walks in to a Restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what chicken is called in English. The waiter who wants to take his order is only English proficient Shinotsi sees the guy at the table next to...

Saturday, 27 February 2010 | 295 hits | Read more

9. Benefits of sex

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and...

Tuesday, 23 February 2010 | 593 hits | 3 comments | Read more

10. Alco-scope - the star signs and their drinking styles

BASED ON YOUR STAR SIGNS YOUR EXPECTED BEHAVIOUR AFTER YOU GET DRUNK !! ARIES : Drinking style Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot...

Friday, 12 February 2010 | 318 hits | 2 comments | Read more