The village idiot goes into a bar to have himself a cold one.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?"

John said it was his.

"Your dog seems to be on heat" the officer said.

John replied, "No way... She's cool because she's tied up under that shade tree."

The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."

"No way," said Jack. "That dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry 'cause I fed her this morning."

The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!"

 John looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

Sent in by Mango Jack off course

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