:: Wily Mzee Kamau

My next-door neighbour Mzee Kamau had an argument with his wife who got very angry, packed her bags and went back to her parents’ home.

Unfortunately for her, she had to pass her husband's home everyday as she went to and from work and even to the shops. Days passed and still Mrs Kamau did not go back to her house until Kamau realized that she was not coming back and he decided to go to Nakumatt to do some shopping.

When he got to Nakumatt, he bought five XXL ladies panties in five different colours.

Two days later Kamau's wife passed by her house going to her parents’ home only to see one XXL red panty hanging from the wash line...... She pretended to ignore it and moved on. The following day there was a XXL pink panty hanging on the line....she once again pretended to ignore it but she was fuming inside.

The next morning there was a blue panty hanging on the line and guess what - she couldn't hold it any longer..... Kamau who was innocently having tea, saw his fuming wife approaching him, "Kaaamau....! No fat woman of yours will make me leave my home, I am back......!"

Moral of the story: Nakumatt – anything you need, we’ve got it!

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