:: Khazamula

Khazamula is a servant boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to
buy pastis (a French wine that changes color if you add water). Khazamula as usual, takes a mouthful and adds water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Khazamula as thief!!! At that same moment Khazamula realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife that "Cherished, you will see, he will be obliged to acknowledge '.
He shouted: "Khazamula!".
Khazamula answered: "Yes,Boss".
"Who drank my pastis?". No answer.
The Boss reiterated his question: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to find Khazamula in the kitchen and said to him:
"You insane or what? Why when I call you you say"yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Khazamula retorted that "It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't understand anything at all, except the name '

Then to prove that Khazamula lies, the Boss says to him: "You stay beside Madam, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Khazamula accepted.
The Boss went in the kitchen and Khazamula shouted:"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, Khazamula".
Khazamula continued: "Who goes at the maid bedroom when the Madam is not there? ". No answer.
Khazamula shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?" No answer.
Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"
The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says
"Khazamula: It is true, you are right, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only
the name."

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