How are you spending Africa Day this Saturday folks?

Juliana Kanyomozi: Thank you Uganda.

Juliana Kanyomozi: Thank you Uganda.

Pop quiz:

Question: Africa Day; What is it and when is it (Discuss 20 marks).
Answer: May 25th every year and it was set aside to commemorate the day the OAU met for the first time in 1963.

For those who might not have been looking at their calendars this Saturday happens to be Africa Day and this is why I opted to focus this on blog todayl. It’s not a big day in Kenya but across the continent it is a big deal with in just over a dozen Africa countries celebrating it as a national holiday. It’s the day when Africans all come together and reflect on the things that bring the closer.

What is our African narrative in Nairobi? Just how much Africa do we interact with on a regular basis? My early encounters with Africa was not the best as I grew up with a very negative perception of the word. Anyone who says media doesn’t affect perceptions doesn’t know too much. The African I knew courtesy of the media I consumed then was starving kids (no thanks to Band Aid), coups and dictators (no thanks to Joseph Olita and his portrayal of Uganda strongman Idi Amin), disease (no thanks to Philly Lutaya the Ugandan AIDS activist). It was not a very pretty view that I got of the continent here in Nairobi.

Conversely, I got some very good images from the Kenyan experience courtesy of the national broadcaster. The 1980s when I grew up was awash with Kenyan ingenuity and general awesomeness. Most of the best in my young mind had the name Nyayo affixed to it. Nyayo buses allowed more transport options. Nyayo Pioneer was Kenya’s very own car that moved albeit for only 100 hundred metres. Nyayo tea zones meant tea for all. Nyayo milk at school was free for kids. Nyayo sugar never seemed to make a showing which is weird enough as it would have gone well with the tea and sugar which just goes to show just how random this Nyayoness was.

With the 1990s in full bloom I got my first encounter with a different Kenya and a different Africa. My high opinion of Kenya was shot when the Nyayo facade started crumbling before my very eyes and I was saddened as I learnt that all was not so rosy in my country. The worst came when the shilling was devalued overnight by 30% in 1993 leading out economy to getting shot. The next few years were hell for salary earners as they saw their earnings lose their value. To add insult to injury there was the worst case of hyperinflation that Kenya had ever experienced. 93-99 was not a fun time to be in this town.

It was at this time that a new Africa was introduced to me with brands from South Africa taking the market by storm. The most prominent of these was Castle Brewing who opened a plant in Thika and made an assault on the Kenyan market. The effects of that foray into the market are the stuff of legend as the company was forced to go back to their Southern African base. Plucky little Kenya breweries had been able to chase one of the largest brewers of the planet out of the land by inflaming our love of our Kenya and raising suspicions of this upstart that claimed to be the number one brand in Africa. You may be number 1 in Africa but that’s the Africa of disease, war and general unniceness was how I reasoned. In Kenya the brand is Tusker and that’s I suspect that with the lousy time we were all going through it was at least something we could claim to be in charge of.

One of the lessons of the last two decades of my life is that there are no true absolutes. The amazing Kenya that I had known as I grew up also had its negative sides as the Nyayo House basement showed another side of Nyayo to me. Africa also isn’t all doom and gloom either. We are getting more stuff from the continent than ever before. Naija are giving us their Nollywood that was once the shadiest but are now pretty slick even though a mite shady huko with their occult obsession. South Africa have given us Big brother where we can see Prezzo hopefully get laid on continental telly or leaving in a blaze of glory with jaguar his arch enemy performing at his eviction bash. Zimbabwe gave us Grand Coalitions again. Tunisia gave us the Arab Spring as they call it although we all know it should be called African spring which as Kenyans we appreciate seeing as we took only two decades for our revolution to be enacted. Uganda gave us their Waragi and Juliana Kanyomozi and our livers and eyes am grateful. Tanzania has given us their Bongo music and their Swahili which is set to become Africa’s true language. Even Burundi have given us something with their auditions and judges being so bad they trended on twitter worldwide making meru singers hid in their awful shadow.

Kenya has given its contribution as well. This country alongside Ethiopia has been the most successful African country at the Olympic ever which made the continent proud. Apart from athletes we have given one thing to the continent: human resource. The number of Kenyans working around the continent is quite healthy if the intel I get is to be believed. A huge number of Kenyan professionals are especially based in the East, Central and Southern parts of the continent.

In the last few years every company locally has looked further afield as companies open branches around the region with plans of continental domination. Its not just companies though. Creative folk – designers, photographers, et al – all describe their designs with the word “Africa” prominently in the narrative. Every day we are seeing new collaborations between musicians from different parts of the continent and Kenyan musicians are not far behind.

The most interesting no international change in it all but in the people themselves. More and more I am hearing people giving their children names from across the African continent (Side bar; my flat has kids named Tyrone, Rihanna and Devon so not everyone subscribes to this school of thought).

Every day we are embracing this Africa that we had rejected so firmly in the 1990s as we get know one another more and realise just how much we need each other. Which leads back to my initial question; How are you spending your Africa Day this time round?

(Ans: There shall be Tusker at mine.)

>> Extra reading

:: Thabo Mbeki’s I am an African speech

Caine Prize 2013 short list named; Nope, no Kenyans

Gaze at the face of Nigeria's Rotimi Babatunde the 2012 winner and get motivated.

Gaze at the face of Nigeria’s Rotimi Babatunde the 2012 winner and get motivated.

The Caine Prize for African writing was announced yesterday and the list was quite surprising to say the very least; four Nigerians and 1 Sierra Leonian. No other nationality was named in what many consider one of Africa’s leading writing prizes.

Kenyans have a pretty cool relationship with two Binyavanga Wainaina and Yvonne Owuor winning it in 2002 and 2003. Wainaina’s piece was “Discovering Home” and Yvonne’s was “Weight of Whispers.”

Its been dry since. Almost literary desert like with only Parsalelo Kantai in 2004 (“Comrade Lemma and the Black Jerusalem Boys’ Band”) and Muthoni Garland in 2006 (Tracking the Scent of My Mother) being nominated. Last year was much better for us (Kenya) with Billy Kahora’s story on some drunk going to confront his bosses in the office “Urban Zoning” according us the first nomination in a while.

I am not going to lament that the Caine Prize team failed to do regional representation with their nominations. I am going ask Kenyan fiction writers to up their game. The winner of this prize has good things coming their way starting with a £10,000 prize is to be announced at a celebratory dinner at the Bodleian Library, Oxford, on Monday 8 July. And then there is the profile you raise when you get in those spaces.

So Kenyan, I urge you to read the following shortlisted nominees, get tips and go for the 2014 edition:

All the best Kenya people. Also Ugandan people. And Tanzanian people. Basically all None-Nigerian and Sierra Leone people.

Martha Nyagi Kibi is forever living

These aloe vera products can be yours.

These aloe vera products can be yours.

We all know Martha who was introduced to us as Martha Nyagi before she was married and was reintroduced to us as Martha Kibi. The graduate of USIU has in the last decade since graduation had an interesting career working on and off with Chase Bank as she went on with her business which for a while was being the wedding planner on call for many.
The bubbly young Nairobian has continued in the same vein in recent times. She is the marketing manager for one of Nairobi’s leading banks but that doesn’t prevent her from continuing the hustle. Martha is also a distributor of Forever Living Products. The products  whose main ingredient is Aloe Vera are sold as supplements, beauty products and home cleaning agents through network marketing. They are said to be natural and safe for both kids and adults and affordably priced which Nairobians will love. If you want in on the Forever Living jamboree you want to email Martha at email: m_nyagi at yahoo.com

The Hostel returns to NTV Uganda. NTV Kenya next?

Its baaaack!

Its baaaack!

The Hostel TV Series is a show about students in a hostel in Kampala Uganda who attend the local university which I can only assume is Makerere University. The show sheds light on their trials and tribulations as well as their highs and lows from their abodes. It is aired on NTV Uganda and also aired on NTV in Kenya which is why I started watching it in the first place.

The show is really well done with the main characters of Patra, Hope, Gilo, Arach and a bunch of other keeping me in stitches whenever I watch the show.

The show had ended last year with the death of one the main characters of the show Odoch. It was believed that the show would be ending as it had been losing some of the founding stars on a regular basis. The death of Odoch was seen by many to be the end of the show.

Well the show is back. Season 3 of the show launched yesterday with its first episode. I never got to watch that one buts its only a matter of time before we get to see those cheeky scamps on NTV here no? I can’t wait.

Update: Looks like the show will be screening in Kenya after 10 episodes. Thats three months away people.

Lessons on the Google Hangout from Kikoromeo’s Hangout

This is the best in men's fashion no? Somehow I think not.

This is the best in men’s fashion no? Somehow I think not.

I have been on Google Plus aka G+ since it was launched and to be honest I have been trying to figure out what I was on with little success. I would get added in circles and invited for events and much was going on and I have been basically oblivious.

I recently found myself in the middle of the organising for the launch of the since of Camp Mulla and Wondaboy which is launching on Friday at 2pm and I figured that I might as well try to figure what on earth this Google Hangout is. My actual experience with a hangout initially was watching Alicia Keys and Bruno Mars as they launched one of their singles. Keys was launching Girl on fire while Mars was launching Locked out of Heaven.

It was an interesting to watch the hangout which involved the artist taking to a group of fans across the planet logged on who asked them questions on what they were felling about anything. The questions were those things that fans like asking celebrities like “Do you ever get star struck”” and the like.

As I read about it and checked my twitter feed was surprised when I saw Anne McCreath talking about the Kikoromeo Google Hangout chatting about men’s fashion that was going on at the time.

So for the first time with a bit of a clue I logged onto G+ and tried to get into the chat. It didn’t happen. I did post something on the event wall then decided that I wanted to post a picture as well. When I clicked the add photos tab at the top I was mightily surprised. What popped up was all the photos I had been snapping away on my cell phone. What this told me was that I could now post any photos I took out there directly to a Google hangout or page. A bit exhilarating and scary at the same time. I picked a humorous picture of me with a Tuskys bag waiting for the rain put it out there. I asked if they had something better than this for me to go out on the town in rainy Nairobi.

I never did get to watch the discussions until today and here I observed Anne Macreath chatting with Sapelle.com‘s Daphne Kasambala who seems to be based in the UK. The discussions WERE on men’s fashion but I have to say I have never been so bored in my life. The thing is they were discussing the hues of colours (earth tones) and materials of the clothes and the cuts and… Zzzz. Talk about fashion even for men clearly has its owners.

So the lessons;

  1. You can get a group of people together from any part of the world with an Internet connection and a web cam and they will be able to hangout. Thus the Google Hangout.
  2. You can add photos and comments – text audio or video on any discussion wall of a hangout.
  3. Photos you took out there are saved by your phone and can be posted directly to the G+ hangout.
  4. Not all Hangouts will work for everyone.

Thats it for now. If you think that you have gotten this one for you. Try out the following two Hangouts on Friday;

  1. Camp Mulla and Wonderboy at 2pm – courtesy Sub Sahara Ent
  2. Eric Wainaina at 3:30pm – Courtesy Mdundo.com

Enjoy yourself.

 

Introducing Malawi’s newest cultural festival: The City of Stars

Malawi will be blowing up in September

Malawi will be blowing up in September

At the beginning of the year I did a list of cultural events to consider to attend in 2013 if you can. Several of these events have already happened with Burkina Faso Pan African Film Festival Fespaco happening in February and Zimbabwe’s Harare International Festival of the Arts (HIFA) at the beginning of this month.

One of the events that I had mentioned was the Lake of Stars festival which happens in Malawi. I was informed of its existence because Kenyan artist Dan Aceda was one of the performers at the festival last year. Since 2004 the Lake of Stars project has staged an award-winning festival on the shores of Lake Malawi, alongside other events in the UK and across the globe. The project has reached more than 200 million people through international and local media coverage.

The ten year festival now has something new to offer. The organising committee inform us that there shall now be the City of Stars. The City of Stars will be a brand new city-based festival and arts conference in Lilongwe, Malawi from 27 to 28 September 2013. It will be showcasing the best in emerging and acclaimed talent from Malawi and beyond.

This includes live music, film, theatre, literature, exhibitions and speakers, it will promote Malawian culture and creativity as well as attracting international artists and arts practitioners.

The festival has secured funding from the Royal Norwegian Embassy in Lilongwe, Malawi’s Latitude 13 hotel and Scotland’s David Livingstone 200 Fund.

So all you lovers of the creative arts can put this event on your calendar for September. Send us pictures from there if you go hey? Those in the creative business – yes you artist – can also get to show your stuff here. Talk to the organisers. And good luck.

 

A buffet of Kenyan authors at the Junction Mall

Come see these guys.

Come see these guys.

If you are following the literature space from out of Nairobi you would probably believe that the only people who have written books in Kenya are Ngugi Wa Thiong’o and Binyavanga Wainaina. The truth is that there are many people who have written books in Kenya with less exotic names and the chances to see them aren’t that many.
Well for those who say that there are no novels in Kenya The Junction Mall on Ngong Road in Nairobi will be the place to be as a battalion of writers invade the mall. Some of the authors who have already seen their work featured on this blog include;

  • Muthoni Likimani
  • Joseph Ngunjiri
  • Binyavanga Wainaina
  • Stanely Gazemba
  • Nganga Mbugua

The list is exhaustive and it actually includes novelists, motivational writers, “memoirists” (I really that word exists) and more. It includes TV stars past Joyce Mbaya of Apprentice Africa fame and present John Sibi-Okumu of Kiss TV and everyone in between. If you want to meet them; buy their books; take photos with them etc you want to head out to the Junction on Saturday from 11am to 4pm.
In case you are wondering its free.

Niq Mhlongo’s Way Back Home; Very nice

Tips on the ladies of Jo'burg abound.

Tips on the ladies of Jo’burg abound.

One of my favourite movies is Quentin Tarantino offering From Dusk Till Dawn. The 1997 movie with a starring cast including George Clooney and Salma Hayek begins as a sort of prison break type movie. The movie begins with George Clooney and Tarantino as criminals who escape into Mexico taking hostages along the way. They go to a place to meet a contact who would help then live in Mexico and suddenly the movie changes as it turns out they are trapped in a nest of vampires. So from action movie to horror flick all in one movie.

Thats the feeling I get when I read Niq Mhlongo’s new Kwela published book Way Back Home. The third book from the Soweto based author starts with the story of Kimathi Fezile Tito a South African who was born in Tanzania as an exile in the struggle against the apartheid regime. After independence he moves back to Jo’burg and starts a business using his contacts in the liberation struggle to take advantage of the Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) program of South Africa. The book follows him as he seeks his biggest deal ever with his liberation days colleagues. We are reading a compelling story on a gentleman estranged with his wife with a drinking and need for flesh looking for business. Very nice story no?

Flashbacks are a huge part of the story as we are given glimpses of the life that the people in the South African liberation struggle had to go through which was very insightful. It helped with the narrative of the man with troubles although as you read you are left wondering where on earth the author is taking you. The writing is excellent so you stick with it.

The story slowly starts taking a turn as we start seeing the less physical. Ghosts. Weird imaginings. Suddenly the book is on the metaphysical trip with Kimathi having to go to his old camp in Angola to exorcise ghosts to set things right. The ending is shocking to say the very least.

This is one of the better books I have read this year. I like that the main protagonist in the book is called Kimathi (after our independence day hero Dedan Kimathi) being proudly Kenyan and all that. But the book also teaches us about the less than amazing tender processes in South Africa which I suspect would apply to the local situation. It offers lessons on the reasoning on some of the liberation heroes in SA as they fought around the continent for their country’s freedom.

More importantly it tells one where the get the largest variety of ladies (and shemales) of the night for pay in Johannesburg. So I like the book mightily.

Pick up a copy of this book. I read it in one seating so if you start reading you want to have little else on your plate that day or night. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

Related

:: Niq Mhlongo reads from Way Back Home – Video

Now you can run up the Nairobi Hilton fire escape (for charity)

Run up this building for fun.

Run up this building for fun.

The Nairobi Hilton is one of Nairobi’s iconic buildings having been here since before I was born (I was born in 2005) and our friends there tell me that they shall be having a unique race there very soon; the Hilton Tower Race.

The race didn’t start in Nairobi. The London Hilton on Park Lane was the first one to do the race which involved racing up the tower to much enjoyment. This was followed by Hilton Dubai Jumeirah in 2012 which was also well received.

Its time for Africa sang Shakira. Actually she sang it but it was written for her and we all know that as much as she is a great performer her dalliance with that Barcelona ob doesn’t help her brand…. Anyway its time for Africa and now its the turn for the Nairobi Hilton.

The Nairobi Hilton version will see folks run up the fire escape from th Mezzanine of the building to its top on 31st May. Thats 300 steps up 17 floors. That sounds like fun no?

Its not just the running up stairs and keeping fit though. Those who enter the race (Kshs10,000 per person in a team of four) will also be helping folks at the Rural Vision Children’s Rehabilitation Home established in the year 2004. Located in Soweto slums in Nairobi’s Embakasi Division, the home caters for abandoned orphans, neglected and abused children in our society.

For more information please email nairobi_info AT hilton.com

 

Forget the jerry can cat. Try the Sokoke cat instead

The Sokoke cats

The Sokoke cats

The biggest story in cat news in Kenya has to be poor cat that made headlines when its head was stuck in a jerry can and was screened on the news. I was going through Know my Kenya one of my favourite Facebook groups today when I saw a weird looking cat called the sokoke cat. Turns out that there is a cat that is indegenous to Kenya just like there is the Egyptian variety and others.
Going the website dedicated to the cat I discovered that,

“Sokoke cats are one of just a few recognized breeds of cat that are naturally occurring native breeds. This means that they evolved all on their own,without initial human intervention or breeding selection,They became unique to a particular geographic region, developing their recognizable traits (just like a man-made breed), albeit through a natural selection process…

The cat seems to have evolved from several cat species as well as street cats in the coastal region. Coastal region you say? Which leaves me wondering if perhaps this is the poor one that found its head in a jerry can. Or not.